seedless watermelons with seeds are the reasons i have trust issues
educationconnection: you think nobody notices that your status was a popular text post on tumblr but i notice i always notice
plot twist: band members stalk you
person: You're not a true fan if you-
me: Shut the fuck up.
IT'S A CHICKEN STRIP.
italian-kid: this chicken have more sexappel than me, really
shortest horror story ever
computer: unable to connect to the internet